It's Roast-Time

Get early access to Bobby’s RoastMail

Bobby’s RoastMail launches in early January.

After that, no mercy 😸

Thank you. Bobby has been informed.
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You’ll receive a confirmation email soon and 2 free roast credits when Bobby’s RoastMail launches.

See you, human.

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So easy

How it works

Choose who gets roasted

Add their name, select the occasion, and choose how intense the roast should be.

Bobby records the call

Bobby creates a personalized roast call just for them, using very strong opinions.

You get it. You send it.

You receive a call-style video by email, ready to share. Usually in a few minutes.

Birthday roasts

Just for fun roasts

Dating disaster roasts

Pet roasts

Achievement roasts

Friendship roasts

Holiday roasts

Absurd & Fun

Why people love Bobby's RoastMail

Absurd. Funny. Unexpected.

A real ringtone, a sudden roast, and humor that hits way too close. It’s weird, personal, and completely unplanned in the best way. That “wait… what?” moment is the point.

Sounds like a real call.

Bobby isn’t reading a script. He reacts, judges, and absolutely does not hold back if you give him permission. It feels uncomfortably real for a cat. That’s part of the magic.

It’s uncomfortably accurate.

Bobby notices things. Unfortunately for your friends. Bobby’s questionable supercomputers very work fast. Most RoastMails arrive in 1–2 minutes. Sometimes up to 5 if Bobby gets dramatic.

Human asked questions

You have great question, Bobby has silly answers only

Is this meant to be mean?

No. RoastMail is playful, absurd, and meant to make people laugh. You control the chaos level, and Bobby roasts with humor, not hate. If you know your friend will laugh, you’re doing it right.

How does the RoastMail get delivered?

After you create one, Bobby generates a call-style roast and sends it straight to your email as a video you can forward or share. Most RoastMails arrive in 1–2 minutes, sometimes up to 5 if Bobby gets dramatic.

Does it really sound like a real call?

Yes. It’s designed to feel like an actual incoming call or voicemail. That moment of “wait… what?” is the whole point.

Can I choose how intense the roast is?

Absolutely. You pick the chaos level before sending. Mild for gentle teasing, wild for sharper jokes, and extra bold if the recipient can handle it.

Do I need an account or app?

No account, no app, no setup. Just create your RoastMail, send it, and enjoy the reaction.

How can I pay?

Bobby here. I don’t handle money myself. That would be chaos.

Payments are securely processed by Stripe, the same system used by thousands of trusted businesses worldwide. You can pay with Apple Pay, debit cards, credit cards, and more.

Your payment is safe, encrypted, and boring.

The roast, however, is not.

Is there a free option?

Here’s a polished version that keeps all your silliness, but flows better and lands more confidently:

If you can name me a store where the snacks are free, I’m listening.

Until then, we ask a small amount to cover the operational costs, the systems, and Bobby’s very serious snack budget. Making roast calls takes effort, electricity, and opinions. Mostly electricity, because Bobby’s supercomputers are very hungry.

It’s a one-time payment. No subscriptions, no tricks, just pure fun and chaos. You pay once, Bobby roasts once, and everyone moves on emotionally.

And yes, you will probably come back for more roasts… because Bobby is that great and he fully expects to see you again very soon.

Hilarious