Terms and Conditions

1. About Bobby’s RoastMail

Bobby’s RoastMail is operated by Not Serious Brand (notseriousbrand.com).
By using this website and purchasing a RoastMail, you agree to these Terms & Conditions.

If you do not agree, please do not use the service. Bobby will survive.

2. Nature of the Service

Bobby’s RoastMail creates humorous, satirical roast calls intended for entertainment purposes only.

All RoastMails are:

• fictional
• exaggerated
• meant as jokes
• not factual statements or advice

Nothing generated by Bobby should be taken seriously. Especially Bobby.

3. Responsibility for Content

By creating and sending a RoastMail, you accept full responsibility for:

• the content generated
• how it is used
• who it is sent to
• any reaction, offense, or consequence resulting from it

Not Serious Brand is not responsible for:

• offended recipients
• damaged relationships
• awkward family dinners
• workplace HR meetings
• emotional overreactions

If you send a roast to someone who cannot handle it, that is on you, not the cat.

4. Offensive Content Disclaimer

RoastMail content may include sarcasm, teasing, exaggeration, and absurd humor.

You understand and agree that:

• some content may be perceived as offensive
• humor is subjective
• you are responsible for choosing appropriate recipients

If you are unsure whether someone will find it funny, do not send it.

5. Payments and Refunds

All payments are processed securely via third-party payment providers (such as Stripe).

• All purchases are one-time payments
• No subscriptions are involved
• Due to the personalized nature of the content, all sales are final
• Refunds are not guaranteed once a RoastMail has been generated

If something technically breaks, contact us and Bobby will investigate.

6. Free Credits

From time to time, free RoastMail credits may be offered.

You agree that:

• free credits have no cash value
• free credits cannot be exchanged for money
• free credits are only usable within the RoastMail service
• free credits may expire or be revoked at any time

Bobby does not hand out free money. Only roasts.

7. Delivery Times

RoastMails are usually delivered within a few minutes, but delivery times may vary.

You acknowledge that:

• delivery is not guaranteed to be instant
• occasional delays may occur
• custom roasts may take longer

Bobby works fast, but not always on your schedule.

8. Intellectual Property

All content, branding, visuals, audio, and characters associated with Bobby’s RoastMail are owned by Not Serious Brand.

You may:

• share RoastMails with intended recipients
• post them on social media

You may not:

• resell RoastMails
• claim ownership of Bobby
• use the service to build competing products

There is only one Bobby.

9. Service Availability

We reserve the right to:

• modify or discontinue the service at any time
• limit usage
• refuse service in cases of abuse or misuse

If someone tries to use Bobby for actual harm, Bobby leaves the room.

10. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Not Serious Brand shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from the use of Bobby’s RoastMail.

Use responsibly. Laugh responsibly.

11. Contact

If you have questions, technical issues, or complaints, contact us via the information provided on notseriousbrand.com.

Bobby will not respond personally. He is busy.

12. Age Restriction

Bobby’s RoastMail is intended for users 18 years of age or older.

By using this service, you confirm that:

• you are at least 18 years old
• you have the legal capacity to enter into this agreement
• you are responsible for the content you create and send

We do not knowingly allow use of the service by anyone under 18. If we become aware of such use, access may be terminated.

14. User Responsibility and Consent

By using Bobby’s RoastMail, you confirm that:

• you have the right and permission to send a roast to the selected recipient
• the recipient is someone you know or have a personal relationship with
• you accept full responsibility for how the roast is received, shared, or used

Not Serious Brand does not verify relationships or recipient consent.
If you roast the wrong person, that responsibility is yours, not Bobby’s.

15. Parody and No Impersonation

Bobby’s RoastMail is a parody entertainment service.

You agree that the service is not intended to:

• impersonate real individuals, businesses, authorities, or emergency services
• mislead, threaten, harass, or deceive others
• be used for scams, fraud, or illegal activity

Any misuse of the service is strictly your responsibility.

16. Content Variability

All RoastMails are generated dynamically and may vary in:

• tone
• length
• intensity
• wording

We do not guarantee specific jokes, phrases, or comedic outcomes.
Comedy is subjective. Bobby does his best.

17. No Refunds

Due to the personalized and instant nature of the service:

• all sales are final
• refunds are not guaranteed once a RoastMail has been generated

If a technical issue prevents delivery, you may contact support and we will review the situation.

18. Delivery Disclaimer

RoastMails are usually delivered within minutes but may occasionally take longer.

Not Serious Brand is not responsible for:

• delays caused by technical issues
• emails landing in spam or junk folders
• incorrect email addresses entered by the user
• temporary service interruptions

If Bobby does not arrive, please check your spam folder first.

19. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Not Serious Brand shall not be liable for:

• emotional distress
• offense taken by recipients
• reputational damage
• relationship conflicts
• arguments, breakups, or awkward social situations

Use Bobby responsibly.

20. Right to Refuse Service

We reserve the right to refuse, cancel, or remove content that includes:

• hate speech
• threats or violence
• illegal activity
• targeted harassment
• content that violates these Terms

Bobby is chaotic, not criminal.

21. Governing Law

These Terms & Conditions are governed by the laws applicable to Not Serious Brand, without regard to conflict of law principles.

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